This is totally a Jason thing:

Veronica has some rubber duckies - a big one in a Santa hat, and two babies, one with a pink pin on its diaper, the other with a blue one. She also has this toy octopus that has tentacles you can detatch and reattatch. Trust me, this is all coming together momentarily:

While playing with her toys tonight, she had one tentacle become a "monster" that was trying to eat one of the baby duckies. And when Jason, playing with the bigger "mommy" duckie, tried to rescue the little one, Veronica stopped him. She wanted the monster to get the baby duck.

Good. Freakin'. Lord.

So Jason and Veronica are playing now, as the mommy duckie changes the baby duckie's diaper before he goes off to be devoured again by a monster. I told Jason, "this is all you, babe" and left to play on the computer. Which brings us to now, and my utterance of "Good. Freakin'. Lord."

Veronica is totally Jason's kid. No doubt about it. :-P